I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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