The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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