Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
someone owes me an orgasm
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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