dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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