What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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