i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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