More tranny stories later!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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