id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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