I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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