i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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