SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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