I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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