you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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