i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Randomize
