I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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