I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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