Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm at about main and main street
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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