What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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