i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
pop tarts are not kleenex
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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