fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
