last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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