I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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