Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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