I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Holy sore nipples Batman
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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