lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
tell me about the eggs
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