if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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