im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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