The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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