i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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