this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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