Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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