In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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