It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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