so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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