am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I look better un-naked...
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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