And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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