It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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