why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
