please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
