He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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