Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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