That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I will pee on everything he values.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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