38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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