I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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