I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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