You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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