Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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