I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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