from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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