I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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