I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i love accidental penises.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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