Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i believe in u and ur pee
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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