Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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