It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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