well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I think i peed on brittanys purse
People in love make me want to vomit
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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