I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
