GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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