my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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