Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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