Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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