you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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