you would pick up someone in the library
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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