Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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